Anyone who purchases ROOF can receive a downloadable wallpaper for their computer. Just let me know at john(at) and I will send you a link for the full size version (which also does not have the word “wallpaper” on it.

Be the envy of your friends. And in an unrelated note, get the roof wallpaper.

If you give an honest review, tell me which of the chapter illustrations you like best and I’ll send you an electronic copy of that as well!

See? I’m not such a bad guy!